My Favorite Quotes

[Alex]

"Wit is educated insolence."
- Aristotle

"The sweetest of all sounds is praise."
- Xenophon

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
- Albert Einstein

"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old
stuff out of my brain"
- Homer Simpson

[Sarah]

the best way to cure sea sickness is to sit under a tree

[Bethany]

Very true. My favourite: "I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you." That's my Dad's.